and most the time {this is who i am}

[Razz Perkins]

the past


my name is kalian schliesing-williams
unlike eleanor I have no middle names
because my mother’s is german and a freak
and no I am not a nazi
I have a hyphen b/c my parents had sexy time before they were married
my dad is an aussie speaking german
and my mother’s just a german speaking german

about me


i like to complain
and never clean things up
play video games all night long
and sleep all day
listen to babyshambles and do yoga at midnight
pop my knuckles
and play guitar
bitch slap jesse
and quote movies
music
music
music
i like to freak out kade
make fun of sammy when he's drunk
and go to alabama
spend friday night in and saturday out
i like to loose all my jewelry
and then spend millions on new stuff
i like people to make me laugh
and know what they want
my friends are mellow like jello
and i love them
I love to write
and hate when I’m antisocial
if I was an animal
I’d be an otter b/c their sexy
my life ambition is to marry jared followill
before eleanor

kalian in real life



it’s me with the red hair
and eleanor the blonde
we were school....
Before she got kicked out
I think
she was trying to suck my blood
which is understandable
b/c I’m dead sexy

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[pete monroe]

aside from being completely awesome in real life
i play....

the razzle kid

RAZZ PHILLIP PERKINS

the resident sob story

PETER BLUE MONROE

the insanely hot hippie

NIC EVAN GREGORY

lucas's baby's momma

HARMONY GRACE KELLER

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[sammy teague]

mr. more abs than you can count

SAMUEL DEMETRI TEAGUE

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[beau bettencourt]

mr. i'm french and i'm the sex

BEAUFORT HENRI BETTENCOURT

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[jagger nicholson]

mr. irish

JAGGER NOLAN NICHOLSON

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[anatole foxxe-bettencourt]

i'm cool enough to make you icons
and let you have more characters

[jagger nicholson]

did i mention how much i love you?
let me count the ways
one one thousand
two one thousand
three one thousand

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