corrupt a wish!

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Okay, this is how the game works. Someone posts a wish they have, then the next person grants the wish, but totally screws it up, and then posts their own wish.

Example:

Member 1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Member 2: Wish granted, but you end up losing it all because of your gambling obsession! Better luck next time. I wish...


Ready? Let's Play!

I wish I had telekinesis.

[Razz Perkins]

granted. but you would drop everything after five seconds.

i wish that i was married to jared followill

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granted ,,

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after three years of marriage, he's cheated on your fourty seven times, has twenty kids with various other people and finally admits he's not actually jared followill but his stunt double.

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[Razz Perkins]

granted......
but you'd flunk out after two days

i wish that i had a million and one dollars

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[Shane McCain]

granted

but you soon lost it all in a stock crash

i wish i could get a tan

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[harmony keller]

granted.

but it would fade after one hour

i wish thta i didn't have to go to school tomorrow

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[Alexis Channing]

granted!

but you would spend the day cleaning

i wish

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[amable côté]

granted;;

But he'll leave you for me.

I wish I had a cookie!!

[epiphany grey]

GRANTED
but it has crickets for chocolate chips.

i wish i could dance hip-hop.

[sammy teague]

granted.
but you'd have to dance it twenty four hours a day


i wish that heath was still here

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[Landon Sullivan]

He is, but he retires from acting today and decides to be a hermit and raise alpacas.

I wish Luke Pritchard would toss me around like he does his mic stand... tee hee .

[Vanessa Lewis]

granted ;

but he would accidently throw you half way round the earth and your head would fall off. Such a cruel world it is...

I wish I had some coke...

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[Gypsy Syniam]

Granted ♥

but we can't decide if it's a drink or an illegal substance so you can't really drink it. >.>

I wish I were taller.

[Lane Johnson]

GRANTED!!!!

but actually makes you shorter. Aww... tough break.

I wish I had a big purple attack lawn donkey!

[Gypsy Syniam]

GRANTED>>

But sadly the donkey turns into a zombie donkey at the strike to midnight and eats you in your sleep.

I wish I could speak Japanese!